Sunday, September 30, 2007

Welcome Jane Lockwood!



Today I'm lucky enough to have a visitor from The Spiced Tea Party blog, a writer whose work I admire greatly and who is also hilariously funny-(Check out her quiz at the end of the blog!)

Hi Jane/Janet and welcome to my blog!



What inspired you to write Forbidden Shores?

I read a wonderful book by Adam Hochschild, Bury The Chains, about the abolitionist movement in England. And I knew I wanted to write about abolitionists, because it was such a polarizing issue in England, the hot political issue of the Georgian era. My editor asked me to move the action to the Caribbean, something I was rather reluctant to do because although there was certainly a fairly substantial black population in
London at the time (1800), a high court ruling in 1772 had decreed that people living in England could not be slaves, or returned to slavery outside of the country. So I had to include slaves and their owners as characters and that was very difficult--I didn't want to sugarcoat anything, but neither did I want to gross anyone (including myself)out. The conditions of slavery were absolutely appalling, and that was why there was such a tremendous amount of support, crossing gender and class, for the abolitionist cause.

I see that your publisher categorizes Forbidden Shores as a historical romance. How
would you define it?

I originally sold the book as an erotic historical for the Heat line, and then I was upgraded to Signet Eclipse. I made a few changes to make it "more like a romance"--whatever that really means. The basic concept of the book is that there are three people, each of whom are in love with the one of who cannot love them back: Clarissa is in love with March who is in love with Allen who is in love with Clarissa. I'm hoping the book will appeal to romance readers as well as erotic romance readers--really, I'm concerned that people know what they're getting; there is a lot of explicit sex.

What's your favorite time period to write about?


Georgian-Regency, because it was a time of such great change and upheaval, with causes like parliamentary reform and abolition, the Romantic poets, and the terrific clothes. I don't think men's clothes have ever been sexier, and women could actually move in theirs. I love the earlier gowns that relied on line and drape of fabric, before they got those bizarre encrustations at the hemline and the silly sleeves.
I'm also very interested in the English Civil War period (yes, we had one too) but haven't written anything about it yet.

How do you feel your writing differs between your two alter egos?


I don't really think it does. Jane has more sex, although Janet does her best. Janet would have her characters slip on a banana skin while careening into the bedchamber, but they'd get there anyway. My first book, Dedication (2005), had quite a lot of grown-up sex in it--my boast is that it's the only Signet Regency with two bondage scenes--but like Forbidden Shores it was inspired by a political idea: what
happened to the political radicals who embraced the ideals of the French Revolution (liberte, fraternite, egalite) as they matured into the older generation. The Rules of Gentility (Avon, August 2007) was written as a spoof, although there is some quite serious stuff in there about families and growing up--the interesting thing about the book is that some people don't "get" that it's a spoof but like it anyway. Avon doesn't think it's a romance--it's shelved in the Lit section at bookstores--which I think is pretty funny, as I was convinced I'd cracked the romance code with this book.

What's coming up next book-wise for you?


I'm a publishing one night stand sort of girl--so far I haven't snagged a contract for more than one book at a time. So I have a partial for another erotic romance out, and Avon told me I could write about anything I wanted for my next book, which I found a terrifying idea,even though it's what ever writer wants to hear. I'm working on a partial for them now, and it's a sort of Regency Upstairs/Downstairs because I'm very interested in servants.

Any words of advice for aspiring authors?


Write what you want, don't try to follow market trends, ignore what anyone tells you are "the rules" of (erotic) romance, and avoid--or subvert--cliches. And read outside the genre.

Tetley's or PG Tips?

Yorkshire Gold is my substance of choice, although for everyday purposes I drink Brooke Bond Red Label (from my local Indian grocery store which also sells the best mangos in the area).

Thanks for having me visit, Kate!

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The historical writers quiz:

Do you find yourself sitting on the sofa looking like an idiot because you can't figure out what you're reading? Or can't even remember where your book is? Or your laptop seems to have mysteriously disappeared into your pants?


What, exactly are you reading or writing? Here's a simple quiz to determine if your book is (a) a traditional regency, (b) a regency-set historical, (c) an erotic historical, or (d) historical erotica.

The heroine meets a gentleman she is attracted to. She:
a. Asks to be introduced to him by the patronesses of Almacks
b. Invites him to her bedchamber
c. Invites him and his three friends to her bedchamber
d. Invites him and his regiment to her bedchamber

The hero is wearing:
a. Immaculately polished Hessians, and a finely tailored coat and breeches
b. Boots, breeches and a historically inaccurate shirt unbuttoned all the way down
c. Not much, a sneer, oil, and a whip
d. Tattoos, scars, piercings, a sneer, oil, and an even bigger whip

The heroine is wearing:
a. Bonnet, gown, shawl, reticule
b. Gown, barely, and lots of hair
c. A little wisp of something from Victoria's Secret and lots of hair
d. Tattoos, scars, piercings, a sneer, a really, really big whip, and a shaved head

The secondary characters include:
a. Comic servants and saintly family
b. Comic servants and tiresome family
c. Sex-obsessed companions who may or may not be human
d. Underlings you never meet but someone has to get in the lube and leather supplies

Your hero likes to spend long hours in the library:
a. Reading poetry
b. Decoding secret documents
c. Twisting himself into a pretzel for future activities, based on an ancient tome of erotic practices
d. Oiling the rack and himself

Your heroine likes to:
a. Embroider, play pianoforte, visit the poor
b. Tame stallions, write novels, etc.
c. Practice twisting herself into a pretzel etc.
d. What? Time to do anything else? I don't think so

Jane is very kindly offering 1 lucky commenter a chance to win one of her books!

THE RULES OF GENTILITY, print and e-book, Avon, Aug. 2007
FORBIDDEN SHORES, writing as Jane Lockwood, Signet Eclipse, Oct. 2007
DEDICATION, a romance of love, lust and literary identity, still
available from Signet Regency
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Friday, September 28, 2007

bad mother-good writer?


I'm in disgrace with Mr Kate and my 5 yr old daughter, just because I borrowed a few Barbie's, well one Barbie (Belle) and two boy Barbie's (Beast in human form and Prince Charming).

I was writing this erm sex scene and trying to work out how to co-ordinate everyone's limbs and I needed help. Of course, no one was home so I had to improvise-hence the Barbie's...Luckily one of the men was also double jointed which made everything work perfectly.

Unfortunately, I just dropped the pile of bodies to the floor and forgot about them as I carried on writing. Several hours later, Mr Kate fell over them and inquired as to why my daughter had left them there, To be fair, I said it was my fault and explained why. Mr K's face was a picture...and suddenly I felt bad for using my sweet little girl's toys for salacious purposes.

When my daughter saw the Barbie's I got a lecture about asking before taking someone else's toys and using the words 'please and thank you', which sounded terribly familiar. She also told me to put the boy Barbie's away in the drawer because she didn't like them very much.

So the scene came out great but my family aren't so impressed-but what's a writer to do?

I have Jane Lockwood guest blogging next week about her historical erotic romance "Forbidden Shores". Jane is another ex-Brit so the conversation might turn to tea!

I had a great time last night in Tibron answering questions from a wonderful group of book club women. It was nice to be asked to come and I hope I represented my genre and my naughty writing well!

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Come chat with me!

Tomorrow night 6:00 pm pacific time (you'll have to work that out among yourselves, I have trouble enough with my time zone) I will be chatting here:

Join RWA Online’s Erotic Published Authors for our erotic romance genre chat on Thursday, September 20, 2007, from 9pm to 10pm EST. This chat will be open to the public so feel free to invite your friends! Everyone is welcome!
Here is the link to our public chat room!

http://www.rwaonlinechapter.org/chat.htm

The chat will feature, Kate Pearce, Cara Carnes, Bonnie Rose Leigh and Monica Burns!

Cordially,
Your lovely chat divas,
~Marly and Jenna


AND-on Friday through Sunday (21st-23rd)
Come say hi to me on Amy Smith's blog and win prizes!
http://amysmith98.blogspot.com/

Thursday, September 13, 2007

I wish to be called this from now on

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Imperial Majesty Catherine the Evanescent of Throcking in the Hole
Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title



It's 'so me' isn't it?

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Toes woes

Did you know that-
Walking into one of these:







Results in you gaining one of these?
Please note, the hairy leg is not mine, I promise.


I didn't until a couple of weeks ago when I walked into the corner of the Tibetan chest on my landing, not dissimilar to this one except mine is more red, and two of my toes went one way and three the other. I admit to saying some very very naughty words in front of my daughter because somehow I knew it was bad.

But in true British stiff upper lip, hospitals are for sick people mode, I hobbled around for over a week unable to put my left foot flat on the ground. Eventually even Mr Kate, who up till then had been enthusiastically applauding my ability to still manage my life without asking him to do too much, suggested I might want to take my toes to the doctor.

I pointed to my expertly bandaged buddied up toes. "This is all they will do and charge me a gazillion dollars for." But no, even that appeal to Mr K's wallet didn't work so I went to the doctors who made me fill out all their forms again because apparently they hadn't seen me for so many years that I didn't register on their computers. (Did I mention I'm not keen on hospitals?)

Of course they send me for an x-ray and lo and behold I had indeed fractured almost right through my second toe in! I thought I'd be able to go home but apparently I needed to see an orthopedic specialist-for taping toes? I wondered, but didn't say it out loud. I was indeed beyond buddy tape...

Hence the boot for 6 weeks minimum and a bone knit time of approx 3-4 months...
I feel very stupid.

Disadvantages to having the boot:
1. it weighs a ton and lugging it around makes me cross.
2. it makes me feel stoopid
3. I can't wander the stores at my leisure (Mr Kate thinks this is a definite plus!)
4. Everyone does this peculiar sniggering snorting thing whenever I stomp past.

Advantages to having the boot:
1. Mr Kate makes me lots of cups of tea and helps out a bit more in the carrying dept.
2. I'm getting more writing done because I can't go out so much.
3. My family get to laugh at me and call me Hoppy and Hobbly and I can't chase after them-laughter is good right?
4. I now have a pet toe called Mr Cracky.
5. I got a prescription for vicodin :)

A question for anyone who is American-what is the white shoes and labor day thing all about?